Lardpony are no more. Please download everything we ever recorded for free. If something isn't working or you have a question, our email is still active: lardpony at gmail dot com.

New projects by ex-Lardpony members:
Vom Vorton / Of Mice and Mental Arithmetic (Tom)
Waar (Pod)
TheMakingOf (Nathan)

THIS IS LARDCORE
April 2007

Full Album (50mb zip file)

Finding Emo Straight Out of the Crompton Contains Mild Peril I'm in Love (With a Noxious Gas) The Girl Who Loved Slaughter Post-Apocalyptic Love Song Super Bonus Wrong Side of the Bar My Portable Friend Sweetness of the Crab Zombie Bride Catwatching Self-Destruct With Me You Vary as a Function of Time Scene But Not Heard There Isn't Enough Love in the World

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Last few CD copies available for £5 (including P&P)

THE GREATEST INVENTION EVER
April 2008

Full Album (50mb zip file)

Teenwolf Trance Anthem Memory Man TV Song Yesterday's Technology The Gog To the Power of Love Who Loves the Sol? Back Hit When the Tape Stops Robot Son

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SEASIDE IS PAINLESS
October 2009

Full Album (45mb zip file)

Everyone's Fault But Mine Indecent Exposures Inflammable Means Flammable Ifs and Butts Seaside is Painless Space God of War Yesterday's Technology (Luke Elliott Remix) Indecent Exposures (demo)

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SPARE SONGS
August 2006 - Miscellaneous Home-Recorded Songs
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Evilbrainrottingmobilephones (2004 version) Fireworks Are Better Than YOU CRIME (twinkie cover) Imaginary Bitch (2002 version) Nostradamus (from first lardpony EP) Silent Girl (from second lardpony EP) Coat, No Jumper Rubber Gloves (2000 version) Don't Push Me In The Thames Car Keys Hangover Song #453 (from second lardpony EP) Kitten Photographer Shorthand (lyrics by Luke Power) Zombie Bride (part two) Human Doorway SMS Distress (from first lardpony EP) The Sound of Defeat (from first lardpony EP) Wishing (a flock of seagulls cover) The Sad Robot Womblewish (from first lardpony EP) Heritage (This Morning) (from second lardpony EP)

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